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So my boyfriend has had a lot of sex. And I have never had any. like ever. I never even made out with someone before him. And I'm totally terrified that I will just be awful in bed and he will leave. But I really like him in a not-just-sex kind of way. what should I do?

Don’t I know that feeling. First off, nobody can pressure you into something if you don’t want to do it. If you not ready for sex, your not. I was so worried when I got with my current boyfriend that I wouldn’t even let him touch me for 3 months. The only difference in my situation and yours is that we lost our virginities to each other. But let me tell you, I was terrified that day only because I was scare I was going to be bad. Don’t let him rush you. Be honest and tell him your worried or scared. The best thing is to take it slow. Don’t let him guilt you or make you feel bad about it. If he does, he isn’t worth it. Be careful love, and please use a condom. Be safe ❤❤

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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